yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
So I don’t know why, but while at work today, there were 4 people dressed up as Sherlock Characters. There were Sherlock, John, Moriarty, and what I assume to be Lestrade. I got to take their picture and I don’t think anyone really knew what they were dressed as.
It made me happy. If you are there cosplayers, ily.
why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great
Tip: don’t listen to twenty one pilots while you’re doing mindless chores because you’ll then realize you’re crying while vacuuming
i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART
so apparently everyone I love was at comic con today.
Robert Downey Jr.
and where was I?
working. all. fuckin. day.
i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself
bog grunge omfg
(wtf im trying again)
(whAT IN THE SWEET FUCKING HELL)
they know me so well
calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how
Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.