JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?”
He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
This happened and it’s too true. Although, i’m 19 and he’s 32
You know what’s the worst? Being a 16 year old girl who loves a famous actor not solely for his looks, but because you truly believe he is talented and devoted and you agree deeply with his message. Because no matter how intelligently and fully you can express that, people will assume you’re just a silly teenager who thinks a famous boy is cute.
Introducing
John Hurt
as
Ollivander,The first person WHO told Harry not to say The Name of the Dark Lord.
So Lord Voldemort is the Doctor’s real name. The name which broke the promise, the greatest secret of the Doctor.Whovians it hasn’t even been a full week yet and already we are doing this? What will the state of our fandom look like in 6 months?
I shudder to think….
You are now a timelord
the amount of followers you have is how old you are
the person you reblog this from is your companion
your icon is what your current regeneration looks like
your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name
I am 231 years old. Fandom Files is my companion. I look like me. and I am called The Engineer
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
THAT. LAUGH.
THE AMOUNT OF
*FAT ON MY BODY
*CLOTHES I WEAR
*SEX I HAVE
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF RESPECT I DESERVE.
still fucking relevant.
for some reason i ended up on urbandictionary and i found the most accurate description of switzerland ever



